07/25/2022

The most esteemed aquatic member of the Mafia was reported missing earlier evening today. Witnesses say Fin was "a good boy" and "never harmed a sea coral." Shortly after the uproar of the event, @Gog said "L dolphin" in ⁠☕╏triumvirate-herald. Upon investigation of the area, forensic evidence of @LJ Blue was found. In at attempt to mend the situation, @LJ Blue was stripped of his rank in the Kynancians. Further bandaids were applied by attempting to rollback the ruthless murder, however, as witnessed said "no replacement fin could add up." The replacement fin provided by local authorities was released into the ocean, and the Mafia plans to erect a statue in original Fin's honor. @Big Tony submitted this statement to the mafia channels.

Today we suffered a heavy loss, heavier than any loss of any farm or any building could ever hit. We lost our dear and beloved aquatic member Finn. Finn was a kind soul, the type to lend a flipper if you needed it. He would sit there for hours and hours on end just playing in his home like the kind and innocent fellow he was. But we will not let his murder be in vain. We will let his memory live on. We will dedicate the main building of New Rome to him. Finn will forever be in our hearts. Viva la mafia. Viva la Nuova Roma.