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A Triumvirate Engagement!
A Triumvirate Engagement!
Massive_Miner985 and TheGreatMass45 have announced their engagement!
Their may have engagement come as a surprise to many, but we are happy for them nonetheless. They are both eager to be married, and so is everyone else here on the server.
One player is hoping to find some booze at the happy occasion!
"Is there an open bar at the wedding?" –Swing2983
Another is betting on someone dying.
"I am putting 5 diamonds on someone dying at the wedding." –DarkCrimsonzZ
Well, we hope no one ruins the special day for the couple and no one dies——and a bar sure would be fun!
The couple says they plan to get married as soon as possible, and they are just waiting for the Bizard to be available to officiate! Best of wishes to the two.
Admin Narclim Gone Missing
Admin Narclim Gone Missing
Our beloved admin and veteran player Narclim has unexpectedly left the server without a goodbye. His help and dedication to the server was extremely appreciated. The Team at Triumvirate wonders where he has gone and if he will ever return.
Loginyy Given Capital Punishment
Loginyy Given Capital Punishment
Player loginyy was given the capital punishment, a server ban, after multiple reports of harrassment of other players and abuse of the claiming system to mess with others. His sentencing was expedited when the Bizard signed an executive order to immediately administer the highest punishment.
Some members of the community are saddened by this news, especially the Gold Diggers, the faction loginyy created, and a formal investigation has been launched to determine if a resuscitation of loginyy to the server is warranted.
Mall Coming to Spawn
Mall Coming to Spawn
BlueJay5773 has announced that his new Blok Shopping Mall is under construction at 0, 0 and will be opening soon!
The current retailers at the Blok Shopping mall are:
The_Whisperer - Skulk, Skulk Veins, Shriekers, Catalysts, Skulk Sensor, Calibrated Skulk Sensor
Brutus - Totems, Strength 2 Potions
BlueJay invites everyone to come and open a shop in his mall. Reach out to him on Discord for information.
Absurd Laws?
Absurd Laws?
The Digest received a report of tyranny in the Kingdom of Drumond. The report complained of an outrageous law prohibiting the wearing of orange pants on Tuesdays after 6:00 PM.
An angry member, Gremlin3210, decided to craft a special pair of orange leather pants in protest.
The Wizard's Digest has yet to investigate further.
PaperClip Inc.
PaperClip Inc.
"Are you looking for a job opportunity that will prove to be as rewarding as it is engaging? Paperclip Inc. Is looking for those who are interested in the technical side of Minecraft as we try to automate every resource. We will grind every mob, mine every block, and produce every resource as we can to maximize production. We are also interested in those gifted in decor as we construct our monuments of industrialization through the construction of factories of all shapes and sizes. With our shop soon opening at spawn, now is a great time to come aboard. No matter the skill, no matter the specialization, we will find a place for you in the machine!" –MarioFan597
The Giant Mushroom
The Giant Mushroom
"A new shop has opened right at the heart of the world! A larger-than-usual mushroom sprouted up behind the spawn, and 781 has placed a few shops under it. (Cults need to keep the lights on, too).
Currently selling:
64x Emeralds/10 Diamonds"
–Auokx
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Author's note: Thank you to everyone that submitted stories for this week's edition of the Wizard's Digest! Sorry for the later upload of the newsletter, I may or may not have forgotten to do this.
– Sam
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