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File Chaos Strikes Server
File Chaos Strikes Server
After a hosting catastrophe, a bunch of player data got wiped!
It was a regular day on Triumvirate, DarkCrimsonzZ, Massive_Miner985, HaxOnGaben and ieatsnails were messing around. Massive and HaxOnGaben were talking about kicking Snails, So Dark went along with it and kicked him. But Dark didn't realize the consequences that would be. Snails, aka "Patient Zero", lost all of his skills and achievements along with Dark who kicked himself to test if it was just Snails. This was the start of a dark day on the Triumvirate... Players were uncertain if their data would ever be returned, and staff had no answers.
Today, however, the server came back to life. The plague ended, but some were never the same. Some data was lost forever, and staff are still trying to clean up the mess.
Night-clubbers?
Night-clubbers?
M24ey and friends are currently starting to build a sort of nightclub in the Kingdom of Durmond! Apparently there will be boys? I guess we will have to wait and see.
Triumvirate Court
Triumvirate Court
Prosecutor (left) in courtroom, where the defense made their case to the right and the Most Honorable Mr. Auokx presided at the front.
The legal system is here! This week, we saw the our first trial in the case of TheGreat_Raptor v. The Triumvirate. Judge Auokx presided over the trial, in which the prosecution sought the death sentence for Raptor on accounts of fly cheats, clearly shown on his stream. These were most definitely hacks, undoubtedly not given to him by a certain admin. His lawyer, joerogan214, defended Raptor, claiming that he was setup by the admin and was clearly not using exploits. Despite strong evidence in his favor, the jury ruled against TheGreat_Raptor, and he was subsequently executed by firing squad in the slums of the courthouse.
The Digest insider report seems to indicate that the guilty verdict may have come from a disliking of the defense counselor, the Digest picked up "annoying", and also from a need to have a desirable outcome for the judge.
PAPERLAND by PaperClip
PAPERLAND by PaperClip
PAPERLAND, Paperclip Inc.'s ambitious commercial adventure has officially launched! Reports say its new Garden and Cafe Shop has opened along with it, and we hear there are plans of expansions coming soon, like more shops and more products, such as the planned Redstone area. Now, let's hear more from the company itself:
"PAPERLAND has made its debut at spawn! This source of [positive emotion 1] and [positive emotion 2] is a grand stand and monument to [traditional value]. We offer you the privilege of taking an early look and exploring our currently opened venue constructed within. A place for [local biomass name] of all shapes and colors to be purchased like pumpkins, melons, or wheat. On the second, [local biomass name] with frosting such as cakes and cookies. What are you waiting for? Visit today!"
– PaperClip Inc. CEO, MarioFan597
(Artwork and architecture by Tzach.)
NEW Digest Tower!
NEW Digest Tower!
A new skyscraper will be joining the shops at spawn! The Digest is currently in the process of constructing a headquarters for the Wizard's Digest. We are very excited for you all to see it completed, and will put more updates in the next edition of the Digest.
Digest Tower will be the home of different shops, offices, and possibly apartments!
Digest Investigations
Digest Investigations
Need answers? Want to know the inside scoop on suspicious or exciting things on the server? Reach out to @sa_m on Discord to see this information reported in the next edition of the weekly Wizard's Digest.
BananaCorp?
BananaCorp?
The Digest has been asked to tell you all about the great BananaCorp! Reports say workers "love" it and an inspection found "pristine" working conditions and environmentally "friendly" manufacturing.
(BananaCorp did however forget to send an official message for the Digest, so this is the best the editors could come up with. The reports above may very well be false, we're just guessing.)
Thank you to our contributors: M24ey, TzachSimp, MarioFan597, & DarkCrimsonzZ!
Author's note: Thank you for reading this week's edition! I'm sorry about the chaos that was this weekend, but hopefully you will bear with us and stick around to see what other exciting things we have planned. (Shops competition winner will be announced soon.)
– Sam
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